The dress that I couldn't get off...

Last night I went to dinner with my friend Gerald and Melissa. After dinner, I didn't feel like coming home so I went to our new outdoor mall to shop around. I went into Ann Taylor Loft - a women's store and went straight to their sale rack. They had two very cute dresses that I decided to try on. The first one didn't work out. The second one which was cuter didn't look right on me either. I started to take off this dress and couldn't get if off - that's right I couldn't get it over my head. I instantly thought of our shopping trip. I kept trying and trying and couldn't get it off. I finally went out to the floor and explained to the sales clerk what was going on. She came back to the dressing room and asked me to unzip the zipper on the side. I said that I did. However, the zipper was only down about two inches when it should have been down about 6 inches - it was stuck. The kind sales clerk then asked me if I liked the dress and I said no; so, she ripped the zipper apart leaving the side of the dress in not such a good shape. Needless to say, I was laughing but very happy that I could finally get the dress off! I have concluded that I dresses do not work for me; they never look right and they always seem to get stuck.